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If someone told me I'd be willing to fight for [[Harry Wells (Earth-2: Pre-Crisis)|Dr. Wells]] after he straight up stole [[Barry Allen (Earth-1: Pre-Crisis)|Barry's]] speed, I'd have you committed. So, why am I? Family. I can't blame Wells for wanting to protect his [[Jesse Wells (Earth-2: Pre-Crisis)|daughter]]. If anything ever happened to Barry or [[Caitlin Snow (Earth-1: Pre-Crisis)|Caitlin]], the family I got to choose, I would commit the most heinous crimes — deceive any person that gets in my way — to ensure their safety. |
If someone told me I'd be willing to fight for [[Harry Wells (Earth-2: Pre-Crisis)|Dr. Wells]] after he straight up stole [[Barry Allen (Earth-1: Pre-Crisis)|Barry's]] speed, I'd have you committed. So, why am I? Family. I can't blame Wells for wanting to protect his [[Jesse Wells (Earth-2: Pre-Crisis)|daughter]]. If anything ever happened to Barry or [[Caitlin Snow (Earth-1: Pre-Crisis)|Caitlin]], the family I got to choose, I would commit the most heinous crimes — deceive any person that gets in my way — to ensure their safety. |
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I'm pumped. I'm literally going to a whole [[Earth (Earth-2: Pre-Crisis)|new world]] — heck, I've never even been out of the [[United States of America (Earth-1: Pre-Crisis)|country]]! I need to keep my guard up and play it cool, though: this world is RUN BY [[Hunter Zolomon (Earth-2: Pre-Crisis)|ZOOM]]. He's got the home-field advantage, so no one can be trusted from the get-go — Wells is proof of that. I bet he has his own [[Mark Mardon (Earth-1: Pre-Crisis)|Weather Wizard]], too, who'll strike at his command. Oooh I wonder what the weather's like this time of year – blisteringly hot, or toe-numbingly cold? But the real question is: what's my [[Francisco Ramon (Earth-2: Pre-Crisis)|doppelgänger]] like?! I mean, he's gotta have major smarts and swag. I'm thinking [[Wikipedia:Steve Jobs|Steve Jobs]], but sexier. Nix the turtleneck; I'm talking [[Wikipedia:David Beckham|David Beckham]] style. A smooth-talker who all the ladies pine for. Kinda hoping I'll run into him... Now, I have some extreme packing to do! (Note to self: Ask Wells if there's a size and weight limit for traveling through [[ |
I'm pumped. I'm literally going to a whole [[Earth (Earth-2: Pre-Crisis)|new world]] — heck, I've never even been out of the [[United States of America (Earth-1: Pre-Crisis)|country]]! I need to keep my guard up and play it cool, though: this world is RUN BY [[Hunter Zolomon (Earth-2: Pre-Crisis)|ZOOM]]. He's got the home-field advantage, so no one can be trusted from the get-go — Wells is proof of that. I bet he has his own [[Mark Mardon (Earth-1: Pre-Crisis)|Weather Wizard]], too, who'll strike at his command. Oooh I wonder what the weather's like this time of year – blisteringly hot, or toe-numbingly cold? But the real question is: what's my [[Francisco Ramon (Earth-2: Pre-Crisis)|doppelgänger]] like?! I mean, he's gotta have major smarts and swag. I'm thinking [[Wikipedia:Steve Jobs|Steve Jobs]], but sexier. Nix the turtleneck; I'm talking [[Wikipedia:David Beckham|David Beckham]] style. A smooth-talker who all the ladies pine for. Kinda hoping I'll run into him... Now, I have some extreme packing to do! (Note to self: Ask Wells if there's a size and weight limit for traveling through [[breaches]] with luggage.) I can't leave without the essentials: |
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*Climate-Controlled All-Weather Jacket. But seriously, what is the weather going to be like?? |
*Climate-Controlled All-Weather Jacket. But seriously, what is the weather going to be like?? |
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*My homemade Anti-Zoom tech-kit: the Cisco-S.T.A.R.Box 3000, equipped with everything from wires and pliers to night-vision goggles and laser beams, explosive compound chemicals and radioactive agents — and everything in between. Cisco Ramon's got you covered. |
*My homemade Anti-Zoom tech-kit: the Cisco-S.T.A.R.Box 3000, equipped with everything from wires and pliers to night-vision goggles and laser beams, explosive compound chemicals and radioactive agents — and everything in between. Cisco Ramon's got you covered. |
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*Hazmat suit. See above. |
*Hazmat suit. See above. |
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*Camera. Obviously! Forget [[Wikipedia:Nikon|Nikon]] – with some Cisco fine-tuning, I'll have the ultimate Tech Crunch showstopper. I'm totally going to put my paparazzi skills to the test. Especially if [[Wikipedia:Beyoncé|Beyoncé's]] [[Beyoncé Knowles (Earth-2: Pre-Crisis)|doppelgänger]] happens to walk by. And when I get home, I'll put the scrapbooking skills I learned from [[Mrs. Ramon (Earth-1: Pre-Crisis)|Mama Ramon]] to keep a book of memories... locked up in [[ |
*Camera. Obviously! Forget [[Wikipedia:Nikon|Nikon]] – with some Cisco fine-tuning, I'll have the ultimate Tech Crunch showstopper. I'm totally going to put my paparazzi skills to the test. Especially if [[Wikipedia:Beyoncé|Beyoncé's]] [[Beyoncé Knowles (Earth-2: Pre-Crisis)|doppelgänger]] happens to walk by. And when I get home, I'll put the scrapbooking skills I learned from [[Mrs. Ramon (Earth-1: Pre-Crisis)|Mama Ramon]] to keep a book of memories... locked up in [[Flash Museum (Earth-1: Pre-Crisis)|S.T.A.R. Labs]], of course. |
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*My [[Vibe Goggles (Earth-1: Pre-Crisis)|vibe goggles]]. How else are we going to locate [[Zoom's Lair (Earth-2: Pre-Crisis)|Zoom's lair]]? |
*My [[Mecha-Vibe Goggles (Earth-1: Pre-Crisis)|vibe goggles]]. How else are we going to locate [[Zoom's Lair (Earth-2: Pre-Crisis)|Zoom's lair]]? |
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*My [[Big Belly Burger (Earth-1: Pre-Crisis)|Big Belly]] punch card. If they accept it out there, I'll be eating my burger for free! |
*My [[Big Belly Burger (Earth-1: Pre-Crisis)|Big Belly]] punch card. If they accept it out there, I'll be eating my burger for free! |
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Latest revision as of 03:45, 15 November 2023
Bon Voyage! is a blog post from The Chronicles of Cisco. It was released on February 8, 2016.
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Votes were cast. A unanimous decision was made: FIELD TRIP TO EARTH-2, BABY!!
If someone told me I'd be willing to fight for Dr. Wells after he straight up stole Barry's speed, I'd have you committed. So, why am I? Family. I can't blame Wells for wanting to protect his daughter. If anything ever happened to Barry or Caitlin, the family I got to choose, I would commit the most heinous crimes — deceive any person that gets in my way — to ensure their safety.
I'm pumped. I'm literally going to a whole new world — heck, I've never even been out of the country! I need to keep my guard up and play it cool, though: this world is RUN BY ZOOM. He's got the home-field advantage, so no one can be trusted from the get-go — Wells is proof of that. I bet he has his own Weather Wizard, too, who'll strike at his command. Oooh I wonder what the weather's like this time of year – blisteringly hot, or toe-numbingly cold? But the real question is: what's my doppelgänger like?! I mean, he's gotta have major smarts and swag. I'm thinking Steve Jobs, but sexier. Nix the turtleneck; I'm talking David Beckham style. A smooth-talker who all the ladies pine for. Kinda hoping I'll run into him... Now, I have some extreme packing to do! (Note to self: Ask Wells if there's a size and weight limit for traveling through breaches with luggage.) I can't leave without the essentials:
- Climate-Controlled All-Weather Jacket. But seriously, what is the weather going to be like??
- My homemade Anti-Zoom tech-kit: the Cisco-S.T.A.R.Box 3000, equipped with everything from wires and pliers to night-vision goggles and laser beams, explosive compound chemicals and radioactive agents — and everything in between. Cisco Ramon's got you covered.
- Hazmat suit. See above.
- Camera. Obviously! Forget Nikon – with some Cisco fine-tuning, I'll have the ultimate Tech Crunch showstopper. I'm totally going to put my paparazzi skills to the test. Especially if Beyoncé's doppelgänger happens to walk by. And when I get home, I'll put the scrapbooking skills I learned from Mama Ramon to keep a book of memories... locked up in S.T.A.R. Labs, of course.
- My vibe goggles. How else are we going to locate Zoom's lair?
- My Big Belly punch card. If they accept it out there, I'll be eating my burger for free!
Have I mentioned that I'm a kinda scared to travel to a galaxy far, far away? Luke made it look so easy... This is real life, and we are about to face against a villain that even The Flash can't outrun. Thank goodness for my ride-or-die crew. Hopefully, with our forces combined, our mission will be successful.[1]
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- All posts are from the perspective of Cisco Ramon.
- This post was released alongside the episode Fast Lane.
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Bon Voyage!