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    Post 22 is a blog post from The Chronicles of Cisco. It was released on December 7, 2015.

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    On a scale of one to Adele, my breakup with Kendra is a solid 25. These past few days have been rough – like, downing-an-entire-jar-of-Nutella-while-binge-watching-Jane-the-Virgin rough. How much do I have to eat until the pain goes away? I thought I had finally found "the one," but how on Earths could I possibly compete with a reincarnated love that transcends time?

    I decided to take a mental health day from S.T.A.R. Labs to wallow, but that's not to say I wasn't productive. I baked (and promptly ate) an entire batch of Abuela Ramon's killer Everything-But-the-Kitchen-Sink cookies, wrote a love ballad for Kendra on my Vortex AX Synth Keytar, cyber-stalked Carter – aka Hawkman – to make sure he checked out (he's never even had a parking ticket!), and rolled out the trusty yoga mat for some much-needed zen. I tried not to think about Kendra, but that was next to impossible. I mean, have you seen her? It'll take loads of time and one of those flashy memory-wipers from Men in Black to get her out of my head.

    Barry came by after work to check up on me. Let me tell you, a grown man in Star Wars jammies crying his eyes out to Whitney Houston doesn't make a pretty picture, but to Barry's credit, he didn't flinch. He even brought reinforcements: he sped off to Coast City for a stack of his favorite pizza (pepperoni, black olives, and jalapenos) and he brought along a bottle of Joe's homemade whiskey – which, I learned after the fact, is 140 proof and should not be guzzled like orange soda. Had I been of rational mind, I would've asked Barry to hide my phone. The whiskey had me feeling all warm and fuzzy inside and imbued me with the confidence to call Kendra, leave a message declaring my undying love for her, and play her my Keytar ballad. Even The Flash wasn't fast enough to stop me, but Barry did, at least, knock the phone out of my hand right before I broke into the rap. His look of horror brought me stone cold sober and those fuzzy feelings were replaced with sheer terror – Frak! What had I done?

    I ran to my computer and pulled all the stops on my hacking skillz (which was incredibly challenging as I was, at this point, seeing triple). I located Kendra's phone signal via GPS (she'd left town with Carter and was out near St. Roch) and Barry sped off to retrieve her phone, erase the incriminating voicemail, and return the device safely to her pocket before she even knew what had happened. Crisis averted. We celebrated with a few more rounds of whiskey before I curled up in the fetal position on the sofa and drifted off to sleep, during which I had the sweetest dream of Kendra flying her way back into my life.

    Oh, well. They say it's better to have loved and lost to an Egyptian hawk-god than to never have loved at all, right?[1]

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    The Chronicles of Cisco

    Chapter One: Peek-a-Boo The Cold Gun Chapter Two: Prism Chapter Three: The Mist Chapter Four: Cinema Cisco The Heat Gun Chapter Five: Mark Mardon Chapter Six: Brie Larvan Chapter Seven: Hannibal Bates Chapter Eight: Jake Simmons Chapter Nine: Cisco Disco Chapter Ten Post 13 S.T.A.R. Labs 4EVR!!! The Boot Namaste S.W.A.K. Trick or Treat! Post 19 A Little TLC! Post 21 Post 22 Vibe vs. The Fifth Grader Post 24 BBFF Bon Voyage! Post 27 Post 28 Vibe Goggles Land vs. Sea! Cisco's Central City Sightseeing Tour Zoom.Is.Jay. Welcome to Gorilla City! Post 34 Post 35 Post 36 Post 37 Post 38 Post 39 Post 40 Target Practice! Post 42 Cisco Ramon: Intergalactic Adventurer! Post 44 We Conquered El Gigante! Post 46 AlienMovieNight AWholeLatteLove Something about Gypsy was cosmic... Kid Flash and Vibe's Excellent Adventure Cisco Workout: BodyByBreach SuaveStyle MetaBromance FlashKaraoke EmoCisco WhoIsSavitar? Post 57 Post 58 Post 59 Post 60 Now Playing: Kid Flash & Vibe's Excellent Adventure Pt. II Post 62 Laser Tag: The Sequel Cisco's Super Spooky Moviethon 2017 Cisco's Bachelor Elixir Wells the Grey 12 Months of Cisco Thanksgiving with Breacher Killer Night Out GhostVibe In Memorium Beebo 1992-2018 Run, Cisco! Run!! swolepatrol StarLabsGames AttackOfTheCorn RunIrisRun Breacher 2.0 Post 78 BestListenerEver Post 80 SonnyWells Flashtime CiscoSecrets YOLO NoClowningAround All Your Cisco are Belong 2 Us 100Episodes Schway BOGONONO ArcticLab101 DailyDibny WTShrap?! BreacherFail Grounded DoItForTheGram Post 96 Post 97 Barry Allen's Greatest Hits Post 99 Post 100 Post 101

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