Bird Patrol

"Everything I did, I had a damn good reason to do. You told me the Sisterhood of Dada was evil. But the evil one was you. No! No, I am not evil."

- Bendy and Laura De Mille

Synopsis
Vic consults an old friend for help with a major life change, Cliff takes his online habits too far, and Jane battles the "others" for Kay. Sensing imminent danger, Madame Rouge attempts to rally the highly distracted group.

Protagonists

 * Niles Caulder's Team
 * Lawrence Trainor
 * Space Parasite
 * Cyborg (Vic Stone)
 * Kay Challis
 * Crazy Jane
 * Doctor Harrison
 * Pretty Polly
 * K-5
 * Robotman (Cliff Steele)
 * Laura De Mille
 * Clara Steele
 * Bendy (Rita Farr)
 * Agent ! (Malcolm DuPont)

Antagonists

 * Sisterhood of Dada
 * Sleepwalk (Holly McKenzie)
 * Frenzy (Lloyd Jefferson)
 * Fog (Shelley Byron)
 * Quiz (Sachiko)
 * Roni Evers

Other Characters

 * Dr. Chalmers
 * Elinore Stone
 * Superman
 * Silas Stone
 * God
 * Grid
 * Mr. Fox
 * Ginger
 * Cher
 * Kay Challis' Alters
 * Flit
 * Driller Bill
 * Nun
 * Mama Pentecost
 * Kit W'the Candlestick
 * Hangman's Daughter
 * Jack Straw
 * Jill-In-Irons
 * Liza Radley
 * Merry Andrew
 * Rain Brain
 * Spinning Jenny
 * Stigmata
 * Rory
 * Mel
 * Bureau of Normalcy
 * Paige
 * Wally Sage
 * Agent Wilhelm "Willy" Hodges
 * Flex Mentallo
 * Jesus Christ
 * RJ Steele

Teams and Organizations

 * Sisterhood of Dada
 * Niles Caulder's Team
 * Orsus Labs
 * S.T.A.R. Labs
 * Bureau of Normalcy
 * Meta Weapons Division
 * Costco
 * Scooter's Dogs
 * Adidas
 * BankArc

Species

 * Metahumans
 * Humans
 * Negative Spirits
 * Cyborgs

Objects and Concepts

 * Eternal Flagellation
 * Bandages
 * SynthSkin
 * Chipmunk Jump
 * Magic
 * Robotman
 * Shipley

Locations

 * Earth-21
 * Earth
 * United States of America
 * Ohio
 * Cloverton
 * Doom Manor
 * Orsus Labs
 * Florida
 * Panama City
 * Clara Steele's House
 * Scooter Dog's
 * Ant Farm
 * Negative Nebula
 * Afterlife
 * Underground
 * The Well
 * Hell
 * Mindscape