I Am Not a Used Car Salesman

"All this time I thought you were a used car salesman. I'm not a used car salesman. I've never been a used car salesman. I'm here for one reason. So that when this day came, you wouldn't be alone."

- Naomi McDuffie and Zumbado

Synopsis
When Naomi finds herself in dire circumstances, she's forced to seek help from Zumbado, who knows more than Naomi could have imagined.

Protagonists

 * Naomi McDuffie
 * Zumbado
 * Akira
 * Annabelle Peters
 * Jennifer McDuffie
 * Greg McDuffie
 * Dee

Antagonists

 * S.T.A.R. Labs
 * Dr. Bell
 * Brutus
 * Brutus' Army
 * Jaeger

Other Characters

 * Superman
 * Troy
 * Xander
 * Nathan
 * Thelma
 * Louise
 * Finneas
 * Billie Eilish
 * Snoop Dogg
 * Martha Stewart
 * Qyeala
 * God
 * Naomi's Mother
 * Naomi's Father

Teams and Organizations

 * S.T.A.R. Labs
 * Port Oswego High School
 * Port Oswego Ducks
 * The Twenty-Nine
 * Dee's Tattoo Parlor
 * Brutus' Army
 * McRoyal Auto Sales

Events

 * Rescue of Naomi McDuffie
 * Escape from S.T.A.R. Labs
 * Investigation on Port Oswego
 * Superman Stunt
 * Tear
 * Chase of Naomi McDuffie
 * War of the Twenty-Nine

Species

 * Metahumans (Earth-29)
 * Humans
 * Humans (Earth-29)
 * Thanagarians

Objects and Concepts

 * Power Dampeners
 * Nebula Flowers
 * Disc
 * Energy Guns
 * Fission Device
 * Portals

Locations

 * Undesignated Universe
 * Earth
 * United States of America
 * Oregon
 * Port Oswego
 * S.T.A.R. Labs
 * McDuffie Residence
 * Peters Residence
 * Port Oswego High School
 * Main Street
 * Dee's Tattoo Parlor
 * McRoyal Auto Sales
 * Portland
 * Japan
 * Tokyo
 * Earth-29
 * Earth
 * United States of America
 * Hell