Pilot (Doom Patrol)

"Ready for a story about superheroes? Ugh. More TV Superheroes. Just what the world needs. Be honest, have you hung yourself yet? Or what if I told you this was actually a story about super-zeroes? Loser, achingly pathetic meta-human goose eggs. How about it? Ready to feel better about your own miserable lives for the next hour or so?"

- Mr. Nobody

Synopsis
In the series premiere episode, the team – tired of being stuck in Doom Manor – decides to visit the local town while The Chief is away. However, this seemingly harmless field trip leads to some grave consequences, including an encounter with the mysterious and powerful Mr. Nobody.

Main Characters

 * Niles Caulder's Team
 * Robotman (Cliff Steele)
 * The Chief (Niles Caulder)
 * Rita Farr
 * Negative Man (Larry Trainor)
 * Negative Spirit
 * Kay Challis
 * Crazy Jane
 * Sylvia
 * Hammerhead
 * Hangman's Daughter
 * Sun Daddy

Villains

 * Mr. Nobody (Eric Morden)
 * Señor Martinez (Heinrich Von Fuchs)
 * Donkey

Other Characters

 * Giselle
 * Kate Steele
 * Clara Steele
 * Bump Weathers
 * Forbidden Congo
 * Tom
 * First Assistant Director Charles
 * Joe
 * Sheryl Trainor
 * Paul Trainor
 * Gary Trainor
 * John Bowers
 * God
 * Deborah Kerr
 * Yvette Vickers
 * Debra
 * Debra's Father
 * Edward
 * Wendy (WZVR 37)

Teams and Organizations

 * Nazi
 * Atlanta Motor Speedway
 * Eastable
 * Valstar Gasoline
 * Kenswick
 * Valer
 * Hoosier Tyres
 * Grandy Caskets
 * Victory Oil
 * Ralbern
 * Hammerill
 * Simpson
 * Niles Caulder's Team
 * U.S. Air Force
 * NASA
 * Mercury Space Program
 * Classic Cafe
 * Cloverton Toys and Games
 * Cloverton Police Department
 * Coca-Cola
 * Chevrolet
 * Fleet Feet
 * WZVR 37

Species

 * Dogs
 * Humans
 * Metahumans
 * Negative Spirits
 * Cyborgs
 * Ponies
 * Cats
 * Split Personalities
 * Alters
 * Donkeys
 * Robots

Objects

 * Cliff Steele's RV
 * Magic
 * Robotman
 * Wheelchair
 * How to Weld
 * Bandages
 * Doom Manor School Bus
 * X-15
 * Forbidden Congo
 * Stock Car Slot Car
 * Three Guns to El Paso
 * Three Guns to El Paso

Locations

 * Earth-21
 * Earth
 * Paraguay
 * Fuchtopia
 * USA
 * Florida
 * Steele Mansion
 * Atlanta
 * Atlanta Motor Speedway
 * Ohio
 * Cloverton
 * Doom Manor
 * Main Street
 * Classic Cafe
 * Cloverton Toys and Games
 * Fleet Feet
 * California
 * Trainor Residence
 * Kate Steele's House
 * Santa Fe
 * El Paso
 * Africa
 * Congo
 * White Space

Trivia

 * This is the only episode of the series to not include the word "patrol" in its title.
 * Larry's school bus is likely a reference to the Magic Bus from "Doom Patrol Vol 2 #51".
 * Cliff restored his full consciousness in September 1995.