Butt Patrol

"These aren't just butts, they're an entirely new species of creature that we categorized as Gluteus Morticus. Infinitely complex, highly intelligent with deeply engrained social dynamics."

- Margaret Yu

Synopsis
A desperate Doom Patrol strategize ways to wipe out the zombie butts... and reverse their grim future.

Protagonists

 * Doom Patrol
 * Crazy Jane/Perez (Kay Challis)
 * Rita Farr
 * Cyborg/Wolfmann (Vic Stone)
 * Robotman (Cliff Steele)
 * Negative Man (Larry Trainor)
 * Keeg Bovo
 * Madame Rouge (Laura De Mille)
 * Darren Jones

Antagonists

 * Bureau of Normalcy
 * Butt Hunter
 * Margaret Yu
 * Nicholas
 * Theodore/Teddy
 * Wampus
 * Testicle Creature

Other Characters

 * Buddy Hackett
 * Deric Hayes
 * Doom Patrol
 * Doctor Harrison (Kay Challis)
 * Rita Farr
 * Cyborg (Vic Stone)
 * Robotman (Cliff Steele)
 * Negative Man (Larry Trainor)
 * Keeg Bovo
 * Elaine Stritch
 * God
 * Judas
 * Lloyd Jefferson
 * Niles Caulder
 * RJ Steele
 * Silas Stone
 * Willoughby Kipling

Teams and Organizations

 * Bureau of Normalcy
 * Doom Patrol
 * University of Cambridge

Events

 * Escape from the Ant Farm
 * Rescue of the Chief's Head
 * Duel on the Jones Farm
 * Buttpocalypse/Asspocalypse/Crisis of Infinite Ass

Species

 * Cyborgs
 * Humans
 * Metahumans
 * Negative Spirits
 * Were-Butts
 * Zombies

Objects and Concepts

 * Doom Bus
 * Larry Trainor's Bandages
 * Magic
 * Robotman
 * Shipley
 * Shipoopi
 * The Ladies Who Lunch
 * The Rockford Files
 * Time Travel

Locations

 * Earth-21
 * Earth
 * North America
 * United States of America
 * Ant Farm
 * Ohio
 * Cloverton
 * 80 Drake Way
 * Doom Manor
 * Jones Farm
 * Yu Residence
 * University of Cambridge
 * Heaven
 * Hell
 * Underground