Michael (UE-43)

"I'm the "WOAT or GOAT" guy. I have, like, 40,000 Twitter followers."

- Michael to Chrissy Beppo and Lois Lane

Michael is a candidate for a position at the Smallville Gazette.

Biography
In 2022, Michael was interviewed by Chrissy Beppo for a position at the Smallville Gazette. Beppo initially decided to hire him, though Lois Lane disagreed.