Dumb Patrol

"Are you ready for this? Booyah!"

- Vic and Roni

Synopsis
DC Universe: While Niles heads north to find Dorothy's mother, the Doom Patrol embraces their inner morons after receiving a mysterious package.

HBO Max: Miranda helps protect the Doom Patrol from some truly terrible ideas after a mysterious package arrives at Doom Manor. Rita's visit to the Cloverton beekeeper leads her to confront her lingering mommy issues. While on his way back to the manor, Cliff ends up stuck on the side of the road – literally. Niles heads north to find Dorothy's mother.

Protagonists

 * Niles Caulder's Team
 * Robotman (Cliff Steele)
 * Niles Caulder
 * Elasti-Woman (Rita Farr/Gertrude Cramp)
 * Cyborg (Vic Stone)
 * Grid
 * Negative Man/Dr. Larry Trainor (Larry Trainor)
 * Negative Spirit
 * Kay Challis
 * Crazy Jane
 * Miranda (Daddy)
 * Flit
 * Silver Tongue
 * Lucy Fugue
 * Dorothy Spinner
 * Roni Evers
 * Willoughby Kipling
 * Beard Hunter (Ernest Franklin)

Antagonists

 * Mister Nobody
 * Scant Queen
 * Scant Servants
 * Candlemaker

Other Characters

 * Denise
 * Animal-Vegetable-Mineral Man (Steve Larson)
 * Jeremy Lambert
 * Gerald Way
 * Kite Man
 * Mickey Harris
 * Blob Lady (Isabelle Feathers)
 * Addie Cramp
 * Danny
 * Cloverton Beekeeper
 * Rhiannon
 * Fusco
 * Dex Trainor
 * Paul Trainor
 * Pioneers of the Uncharted
 * Parker
 * Douche Guy
 * Double Grapes
 * Thunder Nuts
 * Thunder Nuts' Step-Mother
 * Bump Weathers
 * Clara Steele
 * Clara Steele's Son
 * Oyewah
 * Secretary
 * Pretty Polly
 * Driller Bill
 * Scarlet Harlot
 * Baphomet
 * Glen
 * Miranda

Teams and Organizations

 * Panasonic
 * Cloverton Community Players
 * Yale
 * Bureau of Normalcy
 * Honey of the Month Club
 * Knights Templar
 * Alston Beer
 * Fortnite
 * Salty Bump's Bar and Restaurant and Taco Shop

Species

 * Humans
 * Metahumans
 * Cyborgs
 * Negative Spirit
 * Horse
 * Cows
 * Birds
 * Bees
 * Scants
 * Sex Ghosts
 * Cats
 * Dinosaur

Objects

 * My Side
 * Magic
 * Robotman
 * Our Town
 * Bandages
 * Icarus II
 * Icarus
 * Wheelchair
 * Pioneers of the Uncharted Uniform
 * Scants & You!
 * Idyat
 * Uma Jelly
 * Idyat Machine
 * Butt Mask

Locations

 * Earth-21
 * Earth
 * Switzerland
 * Eismann Gallery
 * United States of America
 * Ohio
 * Cloverton
 * Doom Manor
 * Salty Bump's Bar and Restaurant and Taco Shop
 * Northern Yukon Territory
 * England
 * London
 * Distant Planet
 * The Underground
 * Scarlet Harlot's Station
 * White Space