Legends of To-Meow-Meow

"Gideon, any messages while we were gone? You missed calls from Barry Allen, Oliver Queen, and Kara Zor-El. Sounds like the annual crossover. Yeah, that's gonna be a hard pass."

- Nate Heywood, Gideon, and Ray Palmer

Synopsis
After Constantine breaks the cardinal Legend rule, you can't change the past, he, along with Charlie and Zari, try to deal with the ramifications without telling the rest of the Legends. Even though Zari encourages them to just fix the problem, Constantine and Charlie are determined to find another way, but only continue to make things worse.

Protagonists

 * Legends
 * Charlie (Clotho)
 * John Constantine
 * Zari Tomaz
 * Sara Lance
 * Ray Palmer
 * Rebecca Silver (Mick Rory)
 * Ava Sharpe
 * As Custodians of the Chronology
 * Atom (Ray Palmer)
 * Steel (Nate Heywood)
 * Heatwave (Mick Rory)
 * Garima
 * Gideon
 * As S.O.S.
 * Hard Drive (Gideon)
 * Roundhouse (Ava Sharpe)
 * White Canary (Sara Lance)
 * As Puppets of Tomorrow
 * Atom (Ray Palmer)
 * White Canary (Sara Lance)
 * Steel (Nate Heywood)
 * Gary Green
 * Mona Wu
 * Desmond

Antagonists

 * Hank Heywood
 * Neron
 * Red
 * Unicorn
 * Prudence Hawthorne
 * Fairy Godmother/Captain Cold (Tabitha)
 * Mike the Spike
 * Napoleon

Other Characters

 * Marilyn Monroe
 * Trinity
 * Barry Allen
 * Oliver Queen
 * Kara Zor-El
 * Amaya Jiwe
 * Martin Stein
 * Marie Laveau

Teams and Organizations

 * Federal Time Bureau
 * Indigo Girls
 * The Smell
 * Fates

Species

 * Humans
 * Metahumans
 * Deities
 * Demons
 * Leprechauns
 * Unicorns
 * Dragons
 * Shape-Shifters

Objects and Concepts

 * Waverider
 * Jump Ship
 * Police Killers
 * Heat Gun
 * Cold Gun
 * Laser Pistol
 * Totems of Zambesi
 * Totem Wristband
 * Air Totem
 * Spirit Totem
 * Fairy Godmother's Tiara
 * Fairy Godmother's Wand
 * ATOM Exosuit
 * Dwarf Star
 * Steel Suit
 * Heat Wave Goggles
 * Captain Cold Suit
 * Captain Cold Goggles
 * White Canary Suit
 * Time Couriers
 * Time Stone
 * Heatwaves: An Erotic Space Odyssey

Locations

 * Temporal Zone
 * Earth-1
 * Earth
 * North America
 * United States of America
 * Louisiana
 * New Orleans
 * Nevada
 * Las Vegas
 * New York
 * Woodstock
 * Washington D.C.
 * Time Bureau Headquarters
 * New England
 * Massachusetts
 * Salem
 * Zambesi
 * Mt. Vesuvius
 * London
 * Realm of Mallus