Pilot (Doom Patrol)

"Ready for a story about superheroes? Ugh. More TV Superheroes. Just what the world needs. Be honest, have you hung yourself yet? Or what if I told you this was actually a story about super-zeroes? Loser, achingly pathetic metahuman goose eggs. How about it? Ready to feel better about your own miserable lives for the next hour or so?"

- Mister Nobody

Synopsis
In the series premiere episode, the team – tired of being stuck in Doom Manor – decides to visit the local town while The Chief is away. However, this seemingly harmless field trip leads to some grave consequences, including an encounter with the mysterious and powerful Mister Nobody.

Protagonists

 * Niles Caulder's Team
 * Robotman (Cliff Steele)
 * The Chief (Niles Caulder)
 * Rita Farr
 * Negative Man (Larry Trainor)
 * Negative Spirit
 * Kay Challis
 * Crazy Jane
 * Sylvia
 * Hammerhead
 * Hangman's Daughter
 * Sun Daddy

Antagonists

 * Mister Nobody (Eric Morden)
 * Señor Martinez (Heinrich Von Fuchs)
 * Donkey

Other Characters

 * Giselle
 * Kate Steele
 * Clara Steele
 * Bump Weathers
 * Forbidden Congo
 * Tom
 * First Assistant Director Charles
 * Joe
 * Sheryl Trainor
 * Paul Trainor
 * Gary Trainor
 * John Bowers
 * God
 * Deborah Kerr
 * Yvette Vickers
 * Debra
 * Debra's Father
 * Edward
 * Wendy (WZVR 37)

Teams and Organizations

 * Nazi
 * Atlanta Motor Speedway
 * Eastable
 * Valstar Gasoline
 * Kenswick
 * Valer
 * Hoosier Tyres
 * Grandy Caskets
 * Victory Oil
 * Ralbern
 * Hammerill
 * Simpson
 * Niles Caulder's Team
 * U.S. Air Force
 * NASA
 * Mercury Space Program
 * Classic Café
 * Cloverton Toys and Games
 * Cloverton Police Department
 * Coca-Cola
 * Chevrolet
 * Fleet Feet
 * WZVR 37

Species

 * Dogs
 * Humans
 * Metahumans
 * Negative Spirits
 * Cyborgs
 * Ponies
 * Cats
 * Donkeys
 * Robots

Objects and Concepts

 * Cliff Steele's RV
 * Magic
 * Robotman
 * Wheelchair
 * How to Weld
 * Bandages
 * Doom Bus
 * North American X-15
 * Forbidden Congo
 * Stock Car Slot Car
 * Magic
 * Three Guns to El Paso

Locations

 * Earth-21
 * Earth
 * South America
 * Paraguay
 * Fuchtopia
 * North America
 * United States of America
 * Florida
 * Steele Mansion
 * Georgia
 * Atlanta
 * Atlanta Motor Speedway
 * Ohio
 * Cloverton
 * Doom Manor
 * Main Street
 * Classic Café
 * Cloverton Toys and Games
 * Fleet Feet
 * California
 * Trainor Residence
 * Kate Steele's House
 * Santa Fe
 * El Paso
 * Africa
 * Congo
 * White Space